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Leonardo for his creativity.
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The Idea of Santa Clause for his generosity.
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Christ for his compassion.
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Boyde Coddington for his fashion sense.
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And the Team of Jeff Squared for their high level of heterosexualness.
So I decided late this winter that I would try to be more like these incredible men who have influenced my life so much. I came upon the one thing that all of these great men had which I do not, a BEARD. So over a vast amount of time (6 weeks) I toiled at being more like my heros, but is was all for not. I am either too sensitive or not near man enough to do it, it was too hard and uncomfortable to be a man like my heros so the beard had to go.
Not wanting to completely waste my efforts I decided to document the unveiling of the real me.
Hairy and unhappy
The first step: pork chops and a goat. ( sounds like a meal)
The Pro wrestler.
I kinda felt like an extra gay Paul Sr.
This was inspired by the Killers.
I felt very French.
ahhhh much better.
After all of the hard work I have been doing since Oz ( nothing really that is why I havn't posted anything). I really need to go flying! More on that soon.
2 comments:
well there ain't nothin' heterosexual about your self portraits... Dam that's funny. Bring your baby blue briefs...you know, the ones with the brown racing stripe.
I think you should have tried some handle bars or maybe waxed the stash for a western curl. That would have been extra gay. I love it.
-J
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